November 13, 2022
Is it true you fly alot? Like nearly everywhere in the US and Europe?
Response:
I love flying to new places. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
May 22, 2022
Question: Nevaeh Haight of Furnace Creek, California
Are you rich?
Response:
I very much need money, and find myself always short of enough. I have a staff of 20, five houses, and a large ranch in Montana,
not to mention the government, to support.
Dec 23, 2021
Question: Al Brakyonek of Blue Ball, Delaware
I have read you are a cheap bastard, is this true?
Response:
At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry booth first. By the time my gal's wrist has turned green the relationship has usually turned cold blue.
March 05, 2021
Question: Rayge N. Cage of Hazardville, Connecticut
Are you one of those phony a**h***s from Hollywood?
Response:
Absolutely not, I'm the real deal a**h***.
July 05, 2020
Question: Connie Lingus of Fluffy Landing, Florida
Why are you so obnoxious in public?
Response:
I am terribly shy, but of course no one believes me. Come to think of it, neither would I.
Aug 10, 2019
Question: Phil A. Minyon of
Foul Rift, New Jersey
I love your writing you must have been a child prodigy. All your works are one of prodigious effort in a number of disciplines—literature, the theater, and motion pictures. I am sure it will only be a short time before you are a extraordinary force in the American cinema.
Response:
You can always tell when a man's well-informed. His views are pretty much the same as mine.
Feb 14, 2019
Question: Hardy Harr of Belchertown, Massachusetts
Are you a musician also?
Response:
Yes, Les Paul once came to hear me play one of his custom guitars. After, he came down personally and rubbed his name off the guitar.
November 14, 2018
Question: Ken Hunt of Climax, Georgia
It seems you think you are smarter than everbody else?
Response:
Actually - I am a very humble individual, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
July 14, 2017
Question: Penny Ennis of Riverside, California
How many are in your family?
Response:
I grew up with seven brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Not from my bothers, but from my one sister.
June 16, 2017
Question: Woody Held of Garland, Texas
Some of the pictures you post really piss me off. I would like to punch you in the nose.
Response:
I'm not scared of you. I would fight you anytime, the problem is I ruined my hands in the boxing ring.
(The referee kept stepping on them.)
May 22, 2017
Question: Mike Litorus of Akron, Ohio
Juan Bigliar, are you old or young? I can't tell.
Response:
Well let me tell you this, the candles cost more than the cake.
April 11, 2017
Question: Richard Pound of Rochester, New York
Are you against the feminist movement?
Response:
No, but on the other hand where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras,
then go on social media to complain about their lack of support?
March 02, 2017
Question: Justin Sider of Omaha, Nebraska
Is it true your family was involved with helping the Russians influence US elections?
Response:
Почему ваш избирательный бюллетень тоже был на русском? (translate)
